Title: D For Defender
Author: Amand-r
Team: Snitch
Genre(s): Alive and Kicking (EWE)
Prompt(s): Green Lantern, Enemy At The Gate
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17 for sex (contains fisting), R for violence. Some canon deaths ignored. Also? Kinda cracky.
Word Count: 28,000+ some
Summary: There's a man stalking the Wizarding world. Or a bat. Maybe a ( Read more... )

Title: Never Be Too Careful
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairings: George/Lee
Rating: NC-billionty
Kinks/Themes Included: Toys, sounding, restraints
Word Count: 2500 +/-
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ozma_katiebell on IJ
Art: Smexy BY VERIDIAN_DAIR
Summary/Description: He liked to call it 'product testing'. So did Lee. That way they could pretend without ( Read more... )

1. Back in November or something, lionessblack and I wrote Borrowed Time (or, That One Time Ianto and Jack Committed Grand Theft TARDIS) for the tw_bigbang, and laurab1 did some kickass fanart for it.

Some things never die, and WHY SHOULD THEY when laurab1 had just written a little drabble in the same universe, an excerpt, called Foreign Language (or, One Of The Times Jack and ( Read more... )

OMG THERE WAS CAEK! Sometime this week, I'm doing a photo dump, where I will have Barrowsparkle kid photos and pics of her new boyfriend, Frosty the Inflatable Snowman, but for now, you all must deal with-

( WE TRACED THE IP. THE UPDATE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. )

I spent yesterday procrastinating and writing and finishing my crimmas cards, which, if I do say so myself, are pretty fucking funny. I'll post them sometime closer to the holiday, because they need to be shared.

But I get ahead of myself! Today! ( UPDATE! BY! NUMBERS! )

MANY MANY THINGS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN REMISS:

( NON-FANNISH SHIT )

Okay, here we go. The hermionebigbang has gone live.

Title: 11th Hour
Author: Amand-r/amand_r
Artists: alienor77310 & redheadsarehot
Pairing/Characters: All canon characters through OotP. Canon pairings
Genre: Drama/Horror
Rating: R for violence
Warnings: Zombies?
Word Count: 49,500+
Betas: Many saw it in pieces: Tianyu, Victoria (steelvictory), Arsenic, Bigtitch. Only one ( Read more... )

1. I think I'm allergic to sleep, or have developed a psychotic aversion to it, manifesting in hives. I break out in hives in my feet, wrists and inner or back of the thighs only right before I am due to go to bed. No, sometimes I'm not even changed into my jim-jams, sometimes I'm in the shower, sometimes I'm just sitting at my desk and THINKING ( Read more... )

1. ( Non-Torchwood fan Kwanalicious peruses the pairings list at omnijaxual and inadvertently writes fanfic. )

1. FUCK YEAH SHARKS has their own tribute to John Hughes.

2. DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:

Me: (puts kid in bed)
Her: The bears?
Me: (piles every bear she owns on top of her torso) Yes?
Her: Bears?
Me: (looking at the pile) These are all the bears.
Her: (wailing) The beeeeeeeears!
Me: (O_o)
Her: (gibberish ending in "the bears")Me ( Read more... )